- Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
- Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
- Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
- Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
Biggest Drama Queen:
Best Friends Forever:
Most Likely to Stay the Same:
Most Likely to Get Married:
Most Likely to Run the World:
Most Likely to Succeed:
Most Likely to Sleep in Class:
Most Likely to Get in a Fight:
- hey I just met you
- and this is crazy
- but I read all of your fanfiction in a single night and I cried over all of it and I finished the latest WIP at like four a.m. but it ended on a cliffhanger and I can't stand not knowing and I dreamed about it last night and I'm going to live in constant misery until it's resolved
- so update maybe
What a horrible, horrible day